I have a large albino hob named Druid.  He is fully in season.  He is
yellow, greasy and very stinky.  Today I decided he needed a bath.  I
seldom bathe my ferrets so I have ferrets here who've never had a bath.
 
I took him in the bathroom, ran some water in the tub and found the
shampoo.  He was less than thrilled with getting soaked.  I am an
experienced person with bathing ferrets, so he wasn't up my arm, and
wrapped around my neck.  I covered him with shampoo held on tight with
one hand and scrubbed him with the other.  Rinse, repeat, towel dry and
turn lose to dry himself off.
 
He was fine after his bath.  He looks respectable.  He's mostly white,
with a tinge of yellow.  Off he went to chat up the old girls, Tinker
and Phoebe in the living room
 
KG
[Posted in FML issue 4126]