I want to echo what Bryan wrote and what I'm sure half the other FMLers are
thinking -- How do you get a lap ferret??  Reading the stories of ferts
coming into their human's lap and sighing and going to sleep is making me
crazed -- I have had a long talk with Rascal and Spike but they still prefer
to curl up with one of their favorite sweat shirts in a dark hiddy-hole.
Should I smear Ferretone on my lap???
 
PS:  None of my girls like raisins.  Is this normal?
 
Undercover ferret lover in DC
[Posted in FML issue 1751]