I want to echo what Bryan wrote and what I'm sure half the other FMLers are thinking -- How do you get a lap ferret?? Reading the stories of ferts coming into their human's lap and sighing and going to sleep is making me crazed -- I have had a long talk with Rascal and Spike but they still prefer to curl up with one of their favorite sweat shirts in a dark hiddy-hole. Should I smear Ferretone on my lap??? PS: None of my girls like raisins. Is this normal? Undercover ferret lover in DC [Posted in FML issue 1751]