Dearest Easy Off:
I have tried to explain to my mamma that I do not need a title.  The only
title I concern myself with is being my mommies favorite.  This is not
something I go bragging about, in fact, Lilly, Bailey and Elle all believe
that they are mommies favorite.  I know the truth, at night after everyone
is sound asleep mamma sneaks me out of the cage, gives me a special treat
and puts me in her bed.  She rubs my ears, I show my appreciation by being
very still and enjoying every minute of it.
 
So Easy Off your title is safe with me.  If you are ever down south I would
love to take you sight seeing down the bayou, we could ask my dad for the
keys to the boat.  Or if you wish, I will take you shopping in New Orleans,
stroll down Jackson Square to check out the sights.  I promise to be a
perfect ferret!
 
I have two perfect ladies that live with me, Bailey can fill in for me if I
need to get away.  Being a MF ferret, Lilly and Elle have nothing to worry
about.  Viagra can't help what MF took from me!  I can still show you a real
good time and treat you like a perfect lady should be treated.
 
Would love to hear more from you.  Dooks to you and your family,
 
Oscar Ferret
[Posted in FML issue 2489]