Dearest Easy Off: I have tried to explain to my mamma that I do not need a title. The only title I concern myself with is being my mommies favorite. This is not something I go bragging about, in fact, Lilly, Bailey and Elle all believe that they are mommies favorite. I know the truth, at night after everyone is sound asleep mamma sneaks me out of the cage, gives me a special treat and puts me in her bed. She rubs my ears, I show my appreciation by being very still and enjoying every minute of it. So Easy Off your title is safe with me. If you are ever down south I would love to take you sight seeing down the bayou, we could ask my dad for the keys to the boat. Or if you wish, I will take you shopping in New Orleans, stroll down Jackson Square to check out the sights. I promise to be a perfect ferret! I have two perfect ladies that live with me, Bailey can fill in for me if I need to get away. Being a MF ferret, Lilly and Elle have nothing to worry about. Viagra can't help what MF took from me! I can still show you a real good time and treat you like a perfect lady should be treated. Would love to hear more from you. Dooks to you and your family, Oscar Ferret [Posted in FML issue 2489]