Actually, it's just an OFFER for a shave and haircut, and what that turned
out to be was buy a pair big 'ol ugly shoes, and they'll throw in a free
battery op trimmer, sissors & a comb.  So you have to know they must be
REALLY ugly shoes!  Kouri doesn't need a haircut kit, so he's holding out
till they offer a set of dishes or pots & pans with the ugly shoes.
 
That was yesterdays mail.  Today's is even better - or worse, depending on
how you look at it.  Now what is a ferret going to do with a subscription
(free) to the Adam & Eve catalog?  Even if they do promise to respect his
privacy by mailing the catalogs in plain brown wrappers!
 
Georgia, who has decided censoring Kouri's mail could become a full time
job!
[Posted in FML issue 2973]