This is dedicated to ferret lovers in California.
 
A California Ferret Freedom Anthem.
To the tune of Onward Christian Soldiers
By Mary Cohen
 
Hurry, ferrets, board the plane,
We'll land in L.A..
With a big white banner,
Here's what it will say:
"All you folks at Fish and Game,
What's it gonna take?
You know we're domesticated,
Give us guys a break!"
 
Chorus:
 
March on bravely ferrets and know that
We are going to survive!
We have planned a rally on Rodeo Drive!
 
We don't fish and we don't hunt`
What on earth's a cow?
We can't tell a Jersey
From an old snow plow.
Boys are neutered, Girls are spayed,
We can't reproduce,
We won't clutter up your landscape,
That's a lame excuse!
 
Chorus
 
We just want to live in peace
With our fellow man!
Won't you reconsider? Lift that ferret ban!
We are darling, we are sweet
We are clever too
We'll make sure electric bills
Don't find their way to you!
 
Chorus
[Posted in FML issue 3383]