This is dedicated to ferret lovers in California. A California Ferret Freedom Anthem. To the tune of Onward Christian Soldiers By Mary Cohen Hurry, ferrets, board the plane, We'll land in L.A.. With a big white banner, Here's what it will say: "All you folks at Fish and Game, What's it gonna take? You know we're domesticated, Give us guys a break!" Chorus: March on bravely ferrets and know that We are going to survive! We have planned a rally on Rodeo Drive! We don't fish and we don't hunt` What on earth's a cow? We can't tell a Jersey From an old snow plow. Boys are neutered, Girls are spayed, We can't reproduce, We won't clutter up your landscape, That's a lame excuse! Chorus We just want to live in peace With our fellow man! Won't you reconsider? Lift that ferret ban! We are darling, we are sweet We are clever too We'll make sure electric bills Don't find their way to you! Chorus [Posted in FML issue 3383]