Well remember the games I put on here, such as "What's Wolfy doing now",
and "What's Sean thinking now", etc?  I have a new one.  One about my
husband, Carpet Shark Scott.  Ready?  I knew you were.
 
   What's on Scotts' ass?
- a pimple large enough to open a donut shop on
- hair
- a tatoo
- a handprint
...
And the answer is ...
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A tatoo!  Yes, while he slept last night I finally tatooed his ass!  I
kept a temporary tatoo that I got from the Vegas Symposium.  And all this
time I waited ... for the right time.  While he snoozed, I slapped that
sucker on there.  He woke up the next morning, and I munched on some
toast and said out of the side of my mouth ..."Uh, Doodlebug pays his
regards from up above".
 
Wolfy
PS.  For those of you who were not on the FML before last year,
Doodlebug, was a star of stage and screen (he was on the Southwestern
air commercial and his image is still used to today for things such as
SOS shirts, mugs, etc).  He has long since passed away, sadly.  Anyway,
he was my tiny, ferret, Dippy's boyfriend. --- much to Scotts GREAT
displeasure.
 
Scott, "The Bastard!"
[Posted in FML issue 4707]