You know you're a ferret owner when.........
 
You get a batch of Oatmeal cookies from mom, and she has enclosed a
separate bag of uncooked raisins, with a note attached reading "for my
grandferret."
 
Your husband actually wants to go with you to Walmart to "pick up some
material for the new hammies" he wants to sew.
 
You find yourself, at 1 o'clock a.m. at the "8 items or less counter" at
the Grocery store (King Soopers) in your sweats, a coat, and your hair
sticking up in a wild frenzy, just so you can get your "kids" a bedtime
banana chip before tucking them in for the night.
 
*******Shea, Trixie, & Buddy Bear*******
[Posted in FML issue 3258]