ARCANA FERRETUS: Secret treasures hidden in ferret hidey holes.
 
ARGUMENTUM AD IGNORANTIAM: CaCa Fishing Gestapo debating tactics.
 
ATTACKMENT: A quantitative approach to the determination of toe biting per
household.
 
CARPET SNORKLING: When a ferret tunnels under a rug.
 
CAT SCAN: When a ferret actively seeks out a cat for torture.
 
DIPLOMACY: When you say "Nice Ferret" while searching for the last raisin
in the box.
 
EDGING: When a ferret poopie lands half on and half off the newspaper.
 
EVIL TWIN: The ferret that, even in one ferret-households, *MUST* have
done the bad thing you just discovered, because your ferrets are too sweet
to be considered.
 
FAUX POO: A ferret faking it in the litter box to get a treat.
 
FERRET IN COUNTER: When a ferret climbs up the inside of the sink to get
into a drawer to hide.
 
FRETTCHEN RETCHIN':  A ferret with the dry heaves.
 
FURBONICS: A ferret language dialect.
 
GOO: Any "unknown" substance you get on your hand when picking up a ferret.
 
HOSE: Something the experienced female ferreteer rarely wears.
 
LOOSE CABOOSE: A ferret with the runs.
 
PRIMED TO GO: A ferret after a meal of raisins.
 
STAIN MASTER: A ferret with the runs.
 
TURTLE RACING: When a ferret is covered from sight, such as being under a
box lid or upside-down pet bed, and runs around the room with it on its
back, carrying it like a turtle carapace.
 
 
Bob C and 19 MO Dancin' Furdonuts (In Memory of Simon)
[Posted in FML issue 2377]