Reprinted with permission from Jackie of aol (not on the fml):
 
     "How many ferrets does it take to change a lightbulb?"
 
Six.  One to drag the lightbulb off to his hidden stash location, two more
to chase him down and pounce on him (preferably scruffing and towing him as
well), another to grab the lightbulb and try to "egg roll" it to her hidey
hole, and another to discover that RAISINS are out in another location of
the room, and to weasel hop over there, thus alerting the other four, (who
promptly forget the light bulb and run off in search of dreams of goodies)
and number six, who promptly rolls the lightbulb into a corner, then poops
near it, and with a happy twitch of her ferrety whiskers goes off for her
spot in line for a raisin, safe in the knowledge that the lightbulb is now
a boring "been there done that" object.
[Posted in FML issue 2497]