The first is a haiku I came up with while insomniac last night, and
the second is an adaptation from an old poem I wrote about kittens.
Tell me if it works!
 
Ferret strikes a pose
Wardancer is weasel-fierce
My hand is his toy
 
(Credit goes to my husband for teaching me the term "weasel-fierce".  I
love it!)
 
 
Adopt One Today
 
They're carpet digging hellions
Carpet-
Crazy
Claws and teeth,
Pouncing
Bouncing
Splashing
Shredding
Little balls of
Cute.
[Posted in FML issue 4576]