The first is a haiku I came up with while insomniac last night, and the second is an adaptation from an old poem I wrote about kittens. Tell me if it works! Ferret strikes a pose Wardancer is weasel-fierce My hand is his toy (Credit goes to my husband for teaching me the term "weasel-fierce". I love it!) Adopt One Today They're carpet digging hellions Carpet- Crazy Claws and teeth, Pouncing Bouncing Splashing Shredding Little balls of Cute. [Posted in FML issue 4576]