This is for all those ferrets out there that tend to forget some important
things, that should be remembered.  Keep this list with you at all times
and refer to it whenever in doubt.
 
1, By the law of averages, you will get caught taking the remote sooner or
   later.
 
2. Garbage goes in, ferret stays out.  Important to the bath hating group.
 
3. Thrust plus lift overcomes drag and gravity,well...sometimes.
 
4. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. If you bite
   the toes, you will get a time out.
 
5. No two objects can occupy the same space at the same time, so stay out
   from under your humans foot.
 
6. Gravity works, and ferrets don't bounce well.
 
7. Rubber stoppers do just that.  Don't chew, if you must chew, don't
   swallow.
 
8. Osmosis doesn't work for ferrets and doors, so please stop staring
   at it.
 
9.  All objects will freeze, so stay out of the freezer.Ferretsicles are
    not tasty.
 
10. E= MC 2, entertainment equals moshing cats squared, but remember
    rule # 4.
 
These rules are made for ferrets also.  Keep this in mind when having those
adventures.
 
BTW Bill,go get Diane off the road,that's dangerous. : )
 
Sandy and 4 who don't follow the rules fuzzbutts
[Posted in FML issue 2812]