HELLO I'M A NEW SUBSCIBER FIRST TIME WRITER AND NEW FERRET DAD.
 
FIO MY 1year OLD IS A 3.5LBS SABLE AND IS VERY AFFECTIONATE.  HE LIVES IN
THE BATHROOM DURING THE DAY AND GETS THE WHOLE HOUSE WHEN I GET HOME.LATELY
HE'S LEARNED A NEW TRICK, HE CAN NOW CLIMB ONTO THE TOILET SEAT ONTO THE
BACK AND ACCROSS TO THE COUNTER PROCEEDING TO KNOCK EVERYTHING OF THE
COUNTER.SO FAR HE HAS'NT DONE THIS WHEN I WAS'NT HOME LUCKILY BECAUSE I DONT
KNOW HOW HE PLANS ON GETTING DOWN WITH OUT MY HELP.  HAVE ANY FERRETS EVER
BEEN FOUND SWIMMING IN THE TOILT BECAUSE FIO'S ALWAYS BEEN FASINATED BY THE
BIG FLUSH I JUST NEVER (I KNOW NEVER SAY NEVER WHEN A FERRETS INVOLVED)
THOUHT HE COULD GET UP TO IT.
 
PS:FIO IS ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE AND GETS MORE MESSAGES THAN I DO IS THIS
STRANGE
 
               THANX JOE & FIO
[Posted in FML issue 1817]