Little Maggie would be a cop- one of those that serve and execute search
warrents- "Toss the house, Officer Maggie".
 
Little Maru would be an Interior Designer- she just has that special
"feng shui " thing going on- and if you move things out of place, she
will quickly put them back where they o bviously SHOULD be, before bad
luck decends upon us all.
 
Big Ole Bandit would be a Sleep Research Biologist.  He would teach all
who care d to learn about relaxation, and all of the different positions
one can sleep in, in various part s of the house, cage and car.
[Posted in FML issue 3837]