Little Maggie would be a cop- one of those that serve and execute search warrents- "Toss the house, Officer Maggie". Little Maru would be an Interior Designer- she just has that special "feng shui " thing going on- and if you move things out of place, she will quickly put them back where they o bviously SHOULD be, before bad luck decends upon us all. Big Ole Bandit would be a Sleep Research Biologist. He would teach all who care d to learn about relaxation, and all of the different positions one can sleep in, in various part s of the house, cage and car. [Posted in FML issue 3837]