Ah, me!  I AM tired recently, aren't I?
 
No, I never kissed Ruffle's bum, though I am sure she would have loved
having such a full service mom.  No, actually she had periodic problems
with it so was used to the sentence, "Fix bum." and then having soothing
stuff on a q-tip.
 
I did kiss her chest, though (and her belly and head, and back, and some
other safe and clean enough parts), and she knew the term "chest-fix"
very well.  She had asthma and would respond positively to the term when
she needed her antihistamine.
 
She also knew "Fix back." for back massaging.
 
She was a real ferret, though, for all her handicaps, and she therefore
loved bums so was constantly amazed looking that the toy ones lacked such
an essential amenity in the given location.
 
Anyway, I'll bet a few folks had a laugh and that's typically a good
thing.  If you missed the possible cause it was a little buried in there
if two things that were not in sequence were taken as if exclusive of
other input and in sequence (kind of popular tv-show logic level instead
of logic-logic level), so if you missed it that is just because you were
thinking on a higher plane of logic!  (Pat yourself on the back.) ;-)
 
Okay, you can stop snickering now.  Hummph!  I'll have to borrow the
Oracle's hover wagon to make good my escape!
[Posted in FML issue 4499]