Ah, me! I AM tired recently, aren't I? No, I never kissed Ruffle's bum, though I am sure she would have loved having such a full service mom. No, actually she had periodic problems with it so was used to the sentence, "Fix bum." and then having soothing stuff on a q-tip. I did kiss her chest, though (and her belly and head, and back, and some other safe and clean enough parts), and she knew the term "chest-fix" very well. She had asthma and would respond positively to the term when she needed her antihistamine. She also knew "Fix back." for back massaging. She was a real ferret, though, for all her handicaps, and she therefore loved bums so was constantly amazed looking that the toy ones lacked such an essential amenity in the given location. Anyway, I'll bet a few folks had a laugh and that's typically a good thing. If you missed the possible cause it was a little buried in there if two things that were not in sequence were taken as if exclusive of other input and in sequence (kind of popular tv-show logic level instead of logic-logic level), so if you missed it that is just because you were thinking on a higher plane of logic! (Pat yourself on the back.) ;-) Okay, you can stop snickering now. Hummph! I'll have to borrow the Oracle's hover wagon to make good my escape! [Posted in FML issue 4499]