Greetings and Hallucinations,
 
I just got to look at Ferrets for Dummies.  And I am so proud, and really
sad, the little adrenal girl in the picture, Hedi, was an old lady that was
free roam and would sleep on my pillow at night, she crossed the bridge.
The little jill with the babies is Storm, she crossed also.  She had cancer
bad.  (I have her four babies that are in the picture, no I don't breed).
Liked the info too, Sam's club, here I come.
 
The two kids that were suppose to come in from the vet in Youngstown ended
up going home with the vet tech.
 
We are down to 40.  I am still taking ferrets in on a case by case base,
and emergencies.  I'd like to place the kids that have been here a long
time before taking in more that will get adopted out before them.  I have
4 special needs pairs, they need their own humans.
 
Oh,and to the person who left a message on the answering machine saying
that being a shelter is just a way to make lots of money, I confess!!  You
discovered my evil plot, give me your address, and I will gladly share the
riches I have in the two 40 gallon trash bags that get cleaned out of the
ferret rooms daily.  You'll have the richest fertilizer going.
 
I may as well confess the plot all the ferrets and I have planned too, you
are such a rocket scientist that you must have discovered it.  I have been
communicating with the Vulcan Mind Probe with all the ferrets in the
country, and on April's Fools Day, they are all going to sneak out of
their homes and go to Washington DC.  They will all show up on the White
House lawn and at the same time lift their tails, at which time I will
communicate with them again with the Vulcan Mind Probe and they will all
poop at the same time on command.  Should we make you lawn the second stop?
 
Dooks everyone!!
 
Jean
Ferrets Unlimited Ferret Shelter
PS  With my luck, the CIA will be pounding on the door tonight.
[Or mine?  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 3220]