Dear Mr Super Tonks
 
If you wins da ELF quilt, is you gonna share it wif Petey TPO?
 
It Ok to do dat, cause da quilt is washabl.  I know, cause we helpd make
it, an mommy said we had to make it washabl, so peeples could snuggl wif
da fur kids.
 
Even TPO club membrs.
 
It be much purtier than it look in da pictur too.  We hope peepls like
it an buys da tickets all up.
 
Hurricans are comin, an ferrets is gonna needs lots of help.
 
Tanks for likin da quilt Mr Tonks.
 
Yer frienz
Da Kidd and Da Little Kidd
[Posted in FML issue 5244]