Bob C
>9.Remember the last time your job was stinky-butt bad and your best friend
>was pissed and your computer wasn't working right just when you needed it
>and you didn't have enough money to fix your car and your significant other
>yelled at you and you were sick and the toilet overflowed and you locked
>your house keys in the trunk of your car along with the trunk key and
>everybody was too loud and your roof was leaking all over your irreplacable
>photos?
 
Well Bob, I do believe you have written the next # 1 country song.Of course
you need to add a ferret in there somewhere,maybe the ferret can leave with
the wallet.
 
Ferret Farriers-Limejello think of the noise all those tiny iron shoes
would make as the ferrets danced,and you think you get no sleep now.I can
just imagine the shocking experience when they charged up wearing a good
conductor ( John Williams,say ).
 
I have been wondering about a few things.
- Why don't they make a pre-spotted carpet for pet lovers ?
- How can a less than 2 lb. ferret move a 20 lb. bag of litter ?
- Why will a ferret that hates baths stick his head under the water in his
  water dish ?
- How can a ferret that eats and drinks so little,put out so much poop
  and pee ?
- Why will an animal with such a good sense of smell put themselves in the
  stinkyest stuff available ?
- How can a ferret with a 3 inch head fit in a 2 inch hole ?
 
I guess that's all for now.If anybody knows these things,please let me
know.Love you fuzzies for tomorrow they will do something totally
unbelievable.
 
Sandy and 4 perplexing Fuzzbutts
[Posted in FML issue 2596]