My typical weekday morning, broken down by time segments with a translation
of events:
 
8:00   My alarm goes off
       Wikket pitches the food bowl from the second story, causing a
       resounding clatter
 
8:09  The snooze goes off
      George drags the food bowl back upstairs, usually following several
      failed attempts
 
8:18  The snooze goes off again
      Wikket pitches the food bowl and George downstairs and Gracie starts
      squawking
8:20  I get up and attend to my personal needs
      Making sure the barriers are in place I let the monsters out,
      hurridly fill the food bowl and limp to the bathroom to pee
 
8:22  I begin to really wake up
      I find the evidence that the ferrets know what the bathroom is for
      but are still confused where the product goes
 
8:23  Take a shower
      Wash the ferret poop off my foot, with mental note to clean up the
      floor as soon as I'm done
 
8:33  Dry off and get dressed
      Play towel with the ferts, retrieve socks from under the bed
 
8:40  Pack my book bag
      Dig out two ferts, replace my notes
 
8:42  Make sure everything's ready for school
      Round up all three ferts, tuck them under the covers with my still
      snoozing sweety and dash through the bedroom door
 
8:45  Leave for school
      Track down the one that got away, pitch him back in the bedroom,
      snicker to myself that they are all now Glenn's problem
 
9:05 Right on time for class
     "I'm sorry, Sir, I had trouble getting around this morning."
 
I shudder to think what my schedual's going to look like once I have a real
job.
[Posted in FML issue 2955]