My typical weekday morning, broken down by time segments with a translation of events: 8:00 My alarm goes off Wikket pitches the food bowl from the second story, causing a resounding clatter 8:09 The snooze goes off George drags the food bowl back upstairs, usually following several failed attempts 8:18 The snooze goes off again Wikket pitches the food bowl and George downstairs and Gracie starts squawking 8:20 I get up and attend to my personal needs Making sure the barriers are in place I let the monsters out, hurridly fill the food bowl and limp to the bathroom to pee 8:22 I begin to really wake up I find the evidence that the ferrets know what the bathroom is for but are still confused where the product goes 8:23 Take a shower Wash the ferret poop off my foot, with mental note to clean up the floor as soon as I'm done 8:33 Dry off and get dressed Play towel with the ferts, retrieve socks from under the bed 8:40 Pack my book bag Dig out two ferts, replace my notes 8:42 Make sure everything's ready for school Round up all three ferts, tuck them under the covers with my still snoozing sweety and dash through the bedroom door 8:45 Leave for school Track down the one that got away, pitch him back in the bedroom, snicker to myself that they are all now Glenn's problem 9:05 Right on time for class "I'm sorry, Sir, I had trouble getting around this morning." I shudder to think what my schedual's going to look like once I have a real job. [Posted in FML issue 2955]