Hmmm, mommy left me in the bathroom with Little Bit and Kiki to play.
Hahahaha, the dogs can't get me in here.
What's this over here? It moves... And I can smell something too. What
is that? Smells like when mommy takes me to the car for a ride. Hmmm,
if I can just sqqquuuueeeezzzzeee my head THERE, got it!
Wow, what is this place? Hmmm, lots of interesting stuff under here,
long stringy black stuff and little bitty yucky critters.
Oh look! What's that light over there? And a hole. What's that green
stuff? Sniff sniff sniff, oops, ouch! Hey, what's this brown stuff.
Ooo, I like it. Smells great. I'm gonna roll, roll, roll in it.
Wonder where my mommy is? Haven't seen her for awhile. Wait I hear her
calling my brother and sister. Now where did those two get off to?
Silly kids, always getting lost and into trouble.
Now I hear mommy calling me. Darn, I can't get back up into the whole.
Now how am I gonna find her. It's cold here, and where is my water and
raisins? I want my blankie, and I miss my buddies.
If I crawl out aways maybe I can find mommy. Oh darn, there's that dog
thing again. It always wants chew on me. I better go back to that hole.
I'll bet mommy will find me soon. (I hope, sniff, sniff).
MOMMY!!!! I hear you calling me, but I can't find you. Where the heck
did you go? Go away you noisy doggy thing.
Hey, I hear her calling me. Here I am, HERE I AM!!!! Oh no, she let the
dog thing loose, help me, help me, it's gonna get me. Mommy come get me.
Oh, phew she put it back on it's lead. She sees me! Hurray!
Wait a minute. She didn't come get me right away. I called and called.
Why did she wait so long to get me. It's not my fault I climbed under
the tub and fell out under the house. She should have known right away
that I was lost. I'm not coming to her, I'm really mad!
Oh, ok. Fine, just reach through the rose bushes and pick me up. Nope,
not gonna come any closer. If you love me you won't mind reaching
through all those thorns to pick me up.
I'm home, warm and safe and happy. Who cares if I'm filthy and so what
if I got mommy's white shirt filthy. I'm home, safe and sound. BATH?!
What bath? I don't need a bath! Where's that hole? I'm outta here!
Brownie the wandering ferret
[Posted in FML issue 3953]
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