For M. Taylor + everyone else- The Ferret Song by Monty Python !
I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
Slyly eyeing his upper nostril
If he jumpes inside there too
I really won't know what to do
I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
A nasal zoo
 
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is worse it constantly explodes
Ferrets don't explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know 'cause each time
I was standing in the way
 
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can not tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects
    my sense of smell
 
Jim
 
(Sue, Lucy, Lacey and Thumper take no responsibility for this one.......)
[Posted in FML issue 1744]