For M. Taylor + everyone else- The Ferret Song by Monty Python ! I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill Slyly eyeing his upper nostril If he jumpes inside there too I really won't know what to do I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo A nasal zoo I've got a ferret sticking up my nose And what is worse it constantly explodes Ferrets don't explode you say But it happened nine times yesterday And I should know 'cause each time I was standing in the way I've got a ferret sticking up my nose I've got a ferret sticking up my nose How it got there I can not tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell Jim (Sue, Lucy, Lacey and Thumper take no responsibility for this one.......) [Posted in FML issue 1744]