Hi Petey TPO,
 
My name is Willow and I am a dog!  My mom said membership is open to
anyone who was pooped on or who cleans up poop.  Does that include dogs?
May I brag that both are right up my alley!
 
I find ferret poop delectable and do my best to clean out the litter
boxes whenever I can get to them before mom does.  Also, while the
ferrets have not yet exactly pooped ON me, I help out by cleaning the
ferret poop from the rug by rolling in it.  Doesn't that count?  Yes,
it does get tangled in my long fur, but I really don't mind although mom
minds a little!  Hehehe.....
 
So just let me know if my membership would be acceptable and I'll send
in some dog biscuits...er....money.
 
Love,
Willow Prager
[Posted in FML issue 5189]