Hi Petey TPO, My name is Willow and I am a dog! My mom said membership is open to anyone who was pooped on or who cleans up poop. Does that include dogs? May I brag that both are right up my alley! I find ferret poop delectable and do my best to clean out the litter boxes whenever I can get to them before mom does. Also, while the ferrets have not yet exactly pooped ON me, I help out by cleaning the ferret poop from the rug by rolling in it. Doesn't that count? Yes, it does get tangled in my long fur, but I really don't mind although mom minds a little! Hehehe..... So just let me know if my membership would be acceptable and I'll send in some dog biscuits...er....money. Love, Willow Prager [Posted in FML issue 5189]