Join Sally Fluffy Furrytail this week as the ferrets are hot and the
topics are hotter!
 
Monday
Out-of-control ferrets get sent to bootcamp!  Does
your ferret bite, fight and otherwise cause trouble?
Watch as wayward ferrets get sent to bootcamp!!
 
Tuesday
Does your ferret steal your keys, your socks, your
raisins?  Join Sally and special guest Detective C.M.
Slink as they discuss ways to handle Thievin' Ferrets!
 
Wednesday
Does your ferret have a deathwish?  Does he climb to
high places, jump great distances and get caught in
small spaces?  Dr. Ima Dooker tries to explain your
DAREDEVIL ferret!
 
Thursday
Does your ferret sniff hiney's?  Does he lick them,
too?  If you're tired of butt-flavored kisses, join
Sally as she explores this strange habit-The Causes
and Cures of Buttlicking!
 
Friday
Embarrished to be seen in public with your ferret?
Does she wear curlers and hair scrunchies-on her body?
Join us for fun ferret make-overs, and end the week
with a wild "bouncin' off the wall" party!
 
Be sure in tune in!!!  Check you cable listings for
showtimes.
 
 
=====
Judy Cooke
Tyson, Hope, and Einstein
 
"The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants,
sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting
anything." Clarence Darrow
[Posted in FML issue 3103]