AIR HEAD: A ferret "vaccuuming the air."
 
ALL WASHED OUT: The state of ear canals after a ferret visitation.
 
BAG MAN: A ferret inside a paper or plastic bag.
 
BHORED: What happens after so many Diet 101 posts.
 
BLACK HOLE: Any darkened opening that irresistably draws ferrets inside.
 
BUTTING: The use of the rearend in an attempt to push an opponent over
while wrestling.
 
BUTT OUT: When a ferret sticks their butt out over the litter box and
manages to drop their poopie on the floor.
 
CAN OF WORMS: When three or more ferrets sleep together.
 
CRACK: The first place a ferret checks when you squat to pick up poopie.
 
DUALISM: When two ferrets attack at the same time.
 
FUR GHOSTS: Ferrets that sneak up behind you, bite your leg, then disappear.
 
GRAZING: A series of lick-lick-chomps.
 
HEAD SPINNING: What some scruffed ferrets do in an attempt to bite.
 
JUMP FOR JOY: The attempt to reach the candy bar on your desk, using your
chair as a launching pad.
 
KLINGON: The act of toe holding clothing.
 
LIMPING: The act of sleeping totally relaxed while the body undergos
strange contortions.
 
NO: A word without meaning in Ferretese.
 
PASSING GAS: The act of "poofing."
 
PREDATION: The opposite of "postdation."
 
RAISIN RUNS: The ultimate reaction of eating too many raisins.
 
RUG BURN: The brown spot on the carpet after a wipe out.
 
SHOE SHUFFLE: Walking in a dark room where ferrets are present.
 
SHOOTING THE TUBES: Running down a dryer hose.
 
SLIMED: The state of your sock after stepping before checking.
 
S.N.D. (SLEEPING NOT DEAD): The deep sleep that fools some people into
thinking their ferret has expired.
 
SNARF AND BARF: When you fool your ferret into thinking they are getting
nutrical but the discover the medicine before it goes down.
 
TOE HOLD: When a ferret grabs you with their hind feet.
 
VACCUUMING THE AIR: When a ferret stands on two feet, sways and sniffs the
air attempting to find the missing hamburger.
 
WIPE OUT: What happens when your ferret leaves the box after going poopie.
 
Bob C and 20 MO Wrestlin' Warriors
[Posted in FML issue 2330]