Hi, Linda!
 
This is really funny :)  And fun.  I hope someone takes you up on it.  I
won't have trouble finding a shelter that could use a bit of help.  And
won't the winning bidder be surprised at the answer!
 
Checks to S.O.S. should be made out to:
    Judith White, dba Support Our Shelters
 
and mailed to me:
    Judith White
    1236 Belfield Avenue
    Drexel Hill, PA 19026-4211
[Posted in FML issue 2923]