Is your ferret in a rut?  Does he or she seem bored and lethargic?  Well,
wouldn't you be if you were caught in the never ending cycle of slipper
stealing and intersole removal?  Even the the most innovative ferret will,
in time, become bored and restless.  This of course, leads to the antisocial
behavior that is all too common today.  We at Ferretool decided to address
this problem.
 
As a ferret keeper you will have no doubt noticed that even the smartest
ferret has trouble doing those simple but oh so important household
dismantling jobs.  As the founder of the Ferretool Co.  let me tell you
about ' Ferretool ' the very best in the fast-growing ferret tool business.
 
Your ferret will be happier, live longer and provide you with a endless
display of their ingenuity when they can remove hinges, unscrew wallsockets,
and dismantle small electrical appliances!
 
No more will your beloved ferret be hampered by the lack of a opposable
thumb.  We at the Ferretool Co.  have developed the super new Ferretool
Glove, with its snap-in tools your ferret will soon be doing things never
before thought possible, the Ferretool kit includes, the Ferretool Glove
(fits both right- and left-handed ferrets), a hammer, a screwdriver (for
both slotted and philips head screws), adjustable plyers and own new,
multi-purpose prybar.
 
Order yours today and I will send you at no extra charge our new buckwheat
hull ferret pillow/mousepad !!!
[Posted in FML issue 2006]