Alexandra I just read of Ping's lack and I have the perfect solution -
neutacles. I probably mispelled them but they are a new fashion
accessory for dogs. Fake testacles so they can look "manly" I bet they
would make a couple marble sized ones for Ping. By the way, the hobs
I've noticed are like the huge guy you described. They love to lay on
their backs with their hind legs wide spread and nap showing off what
they've got.

Laurel 

[Posted in FML 5733]