If you don't have a pet
I know what you should get
They are so cuddly, cute, and calm
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
(Chorus):
They're so cuddly, cute and calm
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
They don't scratch; they don't bite
They don't shed; they don't fight
They will not tear your carpets up
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
(Chorus):
They won't tear your carpets up
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
Two are nice, four are great
Take the plunge, go for eight
Now that you're having so much fun
You've go to get a ferret of two
 
(Chorus):
You are having so much fun
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
You've got ten, that's a lot
Maybe so, maybe not
Have you seen those Australian kits?
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
(Chorus):
Have you seen Australian kits?
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
Now there's twelve, call it quits
While you still have your wits
Shelter is full, you have to help
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
(Chorus):
Shelter's full, you have to help
You've got to get a dferret or two
 
Fourteen now, that's the end
You have gone round the bend
Have you checked out Angoras yet?
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
(Chorus):
Have you checked Angoras out
You've got to get a ferret or two
 
Sixteen pets! Don't you see
that you need therapy?
Call up a shrink before you feel
you've got to get a ferret or two
 
(Chorus):
Call a shrink before you feel
you've got to get a ferret or two
 
Greetings from Mary and the gang of twelve:
Aquisition of one ferret equals cost of one hour of therapy
I know which is more fun
[Posted in FML issue 2449]