yup, i have a bc for humans, brought to you by ferrets story.  about 12
years ago, i met someone who i didn't realise at the time was very very
selfish and mean.  i moved into his house after college with my two
ferrets and my cat.  escher promptly pooped right on his new corian
kitchen counter and he freaked out about it (i guess he had never heard
of bleach) and banished the ferrets to this TINY cage.  we moved out
quickly afterwards!
 
-becki kain
[Posted in FML issue 4908]