>Well Bob, I do believe you have written the next # 1 country song.Of course
>you need to add a ferret in there somewhere,maybe the ferret can leave with
>the wallet.
 
What?  Only the wallet?  If you look real close, a ferret *might* be at the
bottom of *all* of those problems!
 
>I have been wondering about a few things.
>- Why don't they make a pre-spotted carpet for pet lovers?
 
Everyone keeps wanting different-colored spots...in different places.
 
>- How can a less than 2 lb. ferret move a 20 lb. bag of litter?
 
Everyone knows that four-wheel-drive vehicles can do almost anything!
 
>- Why will a ferret that hates baths stick his head under the water in his
>  water dish?
 
When you give the ferret a bath, you are wetting more than just the head!
 
>- How can a ferret that eats and drinks so little,put out so much poop
>  and pee?
 
That's why they stash so much...to eat and drink when you aren't looking,
then get rid of it while you *are* looking!  It keeps you amazed!
 
>- Why will an animal with such a good sense of smell put themselves in the
>  stinkyest stuff available?
 
That's why they need that sense of smell...to *find* the stinkiest stuff
available!
 
>- How can a ferret with a 3 inch head fit in a 2 inch hole?
 
WinZip for ferrets.
 
Todd and the (Humor?  What's that?) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
 
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