(If you see your ferret's name in here, it's because I "borrowed" all of
these names (or parts of names<G>) from actual critters....)
 
Too Many Bandits
 
Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McDandit
Had twenty-three ferrets and named them all Bandit?
Well, she did.  And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo!
Come get a treat, Bandit!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Bandits will come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McDandits'
As you can imagine, with so many Bandits.
And often she wishes, that long, long ago,
She had named one of them Biggs Dominoe.
And one of them Maisy.  And one of them Bean.
And one of them Bijoux.  And one Gatsby Dean.
And one of them Faux-pas.  And one of them Alvin.
And one of them Bagel.  And one of them Calvin.
Another one Pixel.  Another one Portnoy.
Another one Mulligan Morgan McCoy.
And one of them Dickens.   And one Emmet Kelley.
One Madison Jolie.  And one Tinker Hayley.
And one of them Zaphod.  And one Holly Helix.
And one Dixie Dodger.  And one Fagan Felix.
And one of them Sir Chubba Wubba MacKenzie
And one of them Garfunkel Boomer Buzz Disney.
And one of them Benjamin Bela Brisbane=85
But she didn't do it.  And now it's a pain.
 
[(c) 1997 Carla R. Smith                   ]
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[Posted in FML issue 1838]