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It was mentioned in the Ferrets Anonymous newsletter a while ago that we
wanted to do an "All I need to know I learned from my ferret" poster.  I
have received some responses, but I have lost some!
 
This is what I have:
 
There's nothing like a ferret parent
A banada a day keeps the ferret monster away
NO is NOT a word
If your not supposed to be there, go there anyway
Baths can be an olympic event
snuggeling is the best past time
you can never have too many closets/cabinets
There's no such thing as too many socks
Cheerios is still the #1 breakfast cereal
You can have the terrible two's forever
In life there is no fear
When in doubt, attack it
A sofa is a treasured piece of furniture
Ice tea is addicting
There's no obstacle you can't climb or fall off of
If temptation dangles, catch it
It doesn't hurt to catch a bunny
There's o such thing as too many toys
Neatness and order are not priorities
You can never have too many friends
If it doesn't go your  way - get a ferretude!
Three in necessities in life are food, water and a hammock
Dog water bowls are really ferret swimming pools
 
No matter what you've done, play with them and they'll forgive you
All of the best stuff is hidden in  house plants
Play hard, sleep hard, it's ok to be nosy
Happiness is a hammock for two, or 3, or 4
Raisins are the world's perfect food
Dance the night away
Life is a game
Watch your step
 
Grin and Ferret!
 
Some these aren't so good, but we'd like to have the poster done in time for
the Ferret Round Up on March 22nd.  So please ask for help!
 
Thanks
 
Pat
[Posted in FML issue 1838]