Hi there.
Hey Russel how about "doin' the butt", or maybe just The Butt, when they drag
their little behinds on the carpet after doing their business? How about
Wisker Wipe when they use the carpet for a napkin after eating?
I hope these helped.  :)
 
On the subject of climbing ferrets, I think that mine decided not to be a
climber, by profession, but to make it a hobby. She is a locksmith by
profession. She has figured out how to get out of two cages. So rather than
keep buying tamper-proof cages, I just bought a lock for the cage. I live with
3 other roommates so I can't just let her run while I am gone. She spends the
whole day trying to figure out how to get out so she can surprise me by
turning my room upside down and then waiting for me by the door with those
so-you're-finally-home eyes.
 
Enrique
and COCO
 
[Posted in FML issue 0654]