Hi there. Hey Russel how about "doin' the butt", or maybe just The Butt, when they drag their little behinds on the carpet after doing their business? How about Wisker Wipe when they use the carpet for a napkin after eating? I hope these helped. :) On the subject of climbing ferrets, I think that mine decided not to be a climber, by profession, but to make it a hobby. She is a locksmith by profession. She has figured out how to get out of two cages. So rather than keep buying tamper-proof cages, I just bought a lock for the cage. I live with 3 other roommates so I can't just let her run while I am gone. She spends the whole day trying to figure out how to get out so she can surprise me by turning my room upside down and then waiting for me by the door with those so-you're-finally-home eyes. Enrique and COCO [Posted in FML issue 0654]