Hah!  Got her!  Caught her in the act!
 
Yesterday Jules the alleged hoomin teenager wrote of her room
>but yes I do clean it on my own when it gets real messy (tho i usually
>vacuum vs. dust) when i find the time .
 
Like NOT!
 
Teenagers don't "vacuum and dust."  Give me a break!  I used a tool to
clean my room when I was a teenager.  It wasn't a Hoover, it was a *hoe*.
As in, the small portable hand-held version of the industrail back-hoe.
Like those manufactured in Moline, Ill., by.....John Deere, of course!
 
Alexandra in MA
(Green and yellow rule!)
[Posted in FML issue 4710]