Hey Ken,
 
You Just don't know how familiar your story sounded!  I also had the
experience of finding BRIGHT GREEN poop(Yeah, it did kinda look like grits)
in the litterbox.  It really had me scared and stumped, that is , until I
found half of a green "milkbone" dog biscut in Katie's hidey-hole in the
closet.  AH-HA!!!  You don't happen to keep any "milkbones" in the house do
you?  Or maybe some other kind of "goodie" dyed with green food coloring?  (
actually, I'm glad I found the green one before the RED!!!!  one)LOL!:-}
 
Next but not Least: HAPPY FERRET INDEPENDENCE DAY, MASS.!!!!!!!!!
 
Amy Evers & Katie ( Didn't I leave a milkbone in here? )
[Posted in FML issue 1498]