Hey Ken, You Just don't know how familiar your story sounded! I also had the experience of finding BRIGHT GREEN poop(Yeah, it did kinda look like grits) in the litterbox. It really had me scared and stumped, that is , until I found half of a green "milkbone" dog biscut in Katie's hidey-hole in the closet. AH-HA!!! You don't happen to keep any "milkbones" in the house do you? Or maybe some other kind of "goodie" dyed with green food coloring? ( actually, I'm glad I found the green one before the RED!!!! one)LOL!:-} Next but not Least: HAPPY FERRET INDEPENDENCE DAY, MASS.!!!!!!!!! Amy Evers & Katie ( Didn't I leave a milkbone in here? ) [Posted in FML issue 1498]