This is Captain Pato from Behind the Zion Curtain calling all F.L.O.
operatives.  Silly Neutral Human "Mom" is behaving strangely.  She has been
talking about doing this thing called "moving."  Now, the Bountiful Utah
contingent doesn't know what "moving" means.  Mom keeps talking to everyone
about "packing up" and going back to Missouri.  She says she misses "home".
Whatever that means.
 
About the closest we can figure is that this would happen in what "Mom"
calls late summer.  Any operatives out there that can shed any light on
this human code, please contact the Bountiful contingent at once.
 
"Mom" also talked tonight on the "phone" device that she uses very
frequently to someone she called "family" (now, last we knew, we were her
"family".  Except of course for humans "Papa" and "Val, Andy, Angel and
Grandma").  I guess she hasn't talked to them forever, cause they kept
calling Mom "young'un" and making that water come out of her eyes (We were
listening on the "phone" device in Andy's room).  Mom says they are her
Daddy's relatives in a place called "Tennessee".  From what we can
ascertain, there are no ferrets living there at this time.  Just some things
called "cats" and "bird dogs" and this thing called an "emu".  (It wandered
in their yard and just stayed with them.) These "family" humans kept telling
Mom that if she "lived in Missouri where she belonged they could see her."
 
Any information on breaking the silly human code would be appreciated.  We
don't know what Mom is up to.  We have just about taken over Utah.  Maybe
we will have to think about that "Missouri" place.
 
Cpt. Pato signing off.
 
Catherine, Pato, Snowball, Hubert and Elsie
"Behind The Zion Curtain"
[Posted in FML issue 2305]