Yep, here we go again folks.  I figured it's been far to long since I made
Latin majors(do they really exist?) wince.Besides,you guys groan far to
little, so the boogers and I came up with a few.
 
Ferretus Disappearus-What happens to the ferret at bath time.
 
Ferretus Earthquakus-This is what happens when those x-large ferrets do the
dance of joy. Usually a 4.5.
 
Ferretus Arrghus-those little darlings that decide to drag out personal
items, when you have guests.
 
Ferretus Sun Don't Shinus-This is what happens to the ferret at the vets
office.
 
Ticklus me Ferretus-Those talented fuzzies that know just when and where to
lick their human.
 
Ferretus Slinkyus-The action required to work that fuzzy body out of the
humans hands.
 
Ferretus Eeehaaus-Those crazy ferts that like the wild rides hanging onto
other critters. The 8 second rule does apply.
 
Tyrannosaurus Ferretus-Those prehistoric ferrets that come running up out
of nowhere to bite your feet.
 
Ferretus Phoenixus-Those ferret friends that are cooking with propane, and
rise from the ashes.
 
Ferretus Valentinus-that fuzzy with a big heart that knew just who needed a
nose kiss, and that I missus.
 
OK, the last one was for me.  Keep on laughing, don't make those ferrets
work so hard.
 
I don't know Bob, I'd say you were pretty good at cooking, at least
according to your daughter.BTW,that's why Native Americans make those boats
OUTSIDE the teepee.  This song's for you.  Fish heads, fish heads,roly poly
fish heads.  Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum.Run,Elizabeth.
 
Sandy and 4 Roly Poly Ferret heads(with bodies)
[Posted in FML issue 2626]