Paw-paw said in last night's FML:
"Raisins Anonymous - I called the 800 number (even spelled it right) because
Tater and Odie answered 'yes' to all of the questions.  I got a recording
that asked me for all of my credit card numbers.  Oh well, I guess it's not
a real Twelve Step Program.  There sure is a lot of stuff like this going
around these days."
 
Paw-paw, I checked the number again too, and got the same results as you
did...So I called the president (by the way, he's not just the president,
he's also a member), and he apologized for any unwarrented soliciting of
credit card numbers...BTW...the person that you spoke to has been under
investigation by the FBI (Ferret Busters International) and they found out
that he/she (name undisclosed to protect the innocent) has been selling
credit card numbers on the street for...yep...you done guessed
right...raisins...
 
Oh, and the president told me that it is kinda like a twelve-step program
since most of their dances involve this sort of beat in the musical
selection.  True story, folks...
 
  Loves and dooks!
 
  Dave  =)
 
  (Lunatic Father of Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, and Wiggles)
 
P.S.  BIG, are you sure that raisins isn't spelled "raisens?" Isn't the rule
"i" before "e" except after "c"???  You mean that my teachers lied???  Can
you imagine trying to pull one over on kindergardeners???  BTW, we didn't do
any gardening in kindergarden???  What gives???
 
[Moderator's note: I hate to break it to you, but the correct spelling is
kindergarten.  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 1665]