We all know that ferrets see things differently than we do.  Here are a few
ordinary things and the way they see the.  Hope you enjoy it.
 
Sweats - ferret climbing device.
 
Jeans - ferret lump tunnel.
 
Blanket, yours of course - ferret napping site.
 
Toes - fuzzy chew toy.
 
Ears - see above
 
Fingers - see above.
 
Tender Fleshy Parts - see above.
 
Front Door - where to achieve escape velocity.
 
In Front of Front Door - Where to decorate ferret style.
 
Corners of Every room - poopie place.
 
Shirt You're wearing - Warm nap site.
 
Every Cupboard - That which must be cleaned out.
 
Underwear Drawer - Place to find things for show and tell, when guests come
over.
 
Any Other Drawer - a dark comfy nap site.
 
Toilet, lid up - Swimmin' hole.
 
Toilet, lid down - step ladder to more fun.
 
Tile Floor - Risky business.
 
Carpet - That which is between you and China.
 
Closed door - That which has wonderful stuff on the other side.
 
Vet - The one that causes indignities, but makes you feel better, also the
one that must be pooped on.
 
Clear Ferret tube - Ferret Nascar raceway, they don't call them freeways
for nothing.
 
Couch - Ferret den.
 
Heavy Furniture - What hidey holes go behind and under.
 
Socks, dirty - Heaven scent.
 
Socks, clean - A treasure to put in one's hidey hole.
 
Socks, on feet - Evil monster attacking human.
 
May all your fuzzies be healthy.
 
Sandy and the Five Fuzzits
Tempus Fuzzit - Time for Ferrets.
[Posted in FML issue 3237]