We all know that ferrets see things differently than we do. Here are a few ordinary things and the way they see the. Hope you enjoy it. Sweats - ferret climbing device. Jeans - ferret lump tunnel. Blanket, yours of course - ferret napping site. Toes - fuzzy chew toy. Ears - see above Fingers - see above. Tender Fleshy Parts - see above. Front Door - where to achieve escape velocity. In Front of Front Door - Where to decorate ferret style. Corners of Every room - poopie place. Shirt You're wearing - Warm nap site. Every Cupboard - That which must be cleaned out. Underwear Drawer - Place to find things for show and tell, when guests come over. Any Other Drawer - a dark comfy nap site. Toilet, lid up - Swimmin' hole. Toilet, lid down - step ladder to more fun. Tile Floor - Risky business. Carpet - That which is between you and China. Closed door - That which has wonderful stuff on the other side. Vet - The one that causes indignities, but makes you feel better, also the one that must be pooped on. Clear Ferret tube - Ferret Nascar raceway, they don't call them freeways for nothing. Couch - Ferret den. Heavy Furniture - What hidey holes go behind and under. Socks, dirty - Heaven scent. Socks, clean - A treasure to put in one's hidey hole. Socks, on feet - Evil monster attacking human. May all your fuzzies be healthy. Sandy and the Five Fuzzits Tempus Fuzzit - Time for Ferrets. [Posted in FML issue 3237]